Taser for Kids!

Kids behavior got you down? They just won’t listen will they? Well fret no more. Taseler for kids is here!

The Taseler™ for KIDS!: Guarantees you’ll have children that
obey every command!

You’ll have the best dressed and most respectful children
in your neighborhood, or Your Money Back!

Taseler™ Model 007 for KIDS!
Shoots 6 Barbed Spikes at the Press of a Trigger!

Specially engineered for children. Has a lower voltage output, and
smaller barbed spikes than the popular adult model compliance tool.
Barbed Spikes are easily removed without tools!

40,000 Volts are sent through the Barbed Spikes,
guaranteeing compliance from even the most unruly
children… who just won’t listen.

Imagine their surprise the first time they say NO, and you
show them how well the Taseler™ for KIDS! works!

via Sandman 

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2 Responses to “Taser for Kids!”

  1. Lin Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    hahaha, I’m laughing so hard I don’t know if I can type my comment corectly. See?! hahaha

    Lin’s last blog post..Understanding Assertiveness: Getting The Respect You Deserve

  2. coldfusion Says:
    February 24th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    Nevermind the kids I want one of these for the boss!!

 

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